Confessions of a Drama King

Okay, so occasionally - just occasionally - I may have a penchant for drama. Like when it could get me some petting. Or a treat. Or some playtime. Mom and Dad say I'm a drama queen...but I think king is more appropriate. I am a boy - and a good boy - after all.

The only problem with all this drama stuff is that I'm just too darn happy! Mom and Dad start to talk to me, and then it happens: my butt wiggles! I can't control it; it just happens. And then, of course, they laugh and call me wigglebutt.

I wish, oh how I wish, I could stop that butt-wiggle, but I guess laughing with Mom and Dad is just as good as petting, and playtime. Not so sure on that treat thing. ;)